1995, On Tha Real!
((Another 14 year-old? Awesome!))
((1997, but I’m thirteen, not fourteen (B-Day is in December :P).))
[94, aw heall yea]
i would fuck bob rifo.
If I woke up as Cesare Borgia…?
I would stare at my mirror and masturbate. All. Day. Long.
^^^^I just. laughed so hard.
IF I WAS GABRIEL THE ADVISER?
I WOULD GO HAVE FUN WITH COURTESANS AND CUT THAT HAIIIIR.
If I were Amadeo?
…Oh, fuck. I WOULD HAVE TOO MUCH FUN.
Ezio Auditore da Firenze.
Leonardo da Vinci.
YESYESYES. I’LL SPEND MY DAY THINKING ABOUT EZIO.
Bro motherfucking Strider
I would spend my day being fucking awesome while scaring the shit out of my siblings with puppets.
Mackin on Wheatley
Playing video games DUMBASS. >8d))
[same thing i do every day of my life. sit on my ass on the internet and eat snacks. except maybe i would do the creep and make some pretty ridiculous inventions…and rule the WORLD-D-D-D-D! no]
somewhat-nerdy asked: I'll admit my headcanon. I just think you're a guy that likes to mess around with people's heads and enjoys playing pranks to make the day go by. And that you really, REALLY like Aki.
Things do get pretty boring pretty fast if nothing fun happens. Kukuku, Aki happens to be a prime pekoponian subject, but other than that, no comment.
If anyone actually does, I’ll be impressed.
I love these
((This could be interesting c: ))
((I don’t know why people would have headcanons of an OC but come at me? xD))
bwahaha-ted-kord asked: I have some curry for you! And Saburo! ^_____^
Fantastic. Give it here. I’ll set Saburo’s aside, but it’d be a shame to let it get cold…It looks delicious.
somewhat-nerdy asked: You don't have anything in your ask box! That's heartbreaking. I'll ask you something, then! Have you ever recalled whose fault it was that you're yellow?
It’s because I’m disliked… Kukuku, yellow is a good color, don’t you think? If I recall correctly(And of course I do), it was the idiot. They left me…k-kukuku…Thanks for reminding me of that day, I’ll make sure the next invention backfires on the Sergeant hilariously.